Thanks to Dick Pound, Greg Shipperd and my blogging genius Victorian have produced the most unlikely result since Julia Roberts allowed Lyle Lovett into her life.
You can forgive the new texas bulls for being a down after losing Noffke, Bichel and Broad from bowling duties.
But getting bowled out for 70 odd is nasty and usually you can’t blame injuries on your bowlers for it.
Losing Noffke for the bulls at the moment is akin to losing Hitler 4 weeks into the war, things will go on, but they won’t be the same.
I think it’s a good thing for the Queenslanders that they can blame this loss on their injuries, because we know that the Bushrangers were gonna come back and win this one regardless.
Showing posts with label queensland bulls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label queensland bulls. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Monday, November 19, 2007
whats he been sniffing
Drug testers need to get up to New Texas as soon as possible.
Ashley Noffke needs to be piss tested.
There is no way he can really be that good.
He cannot take 6 for and then make 80 odd, that’s f*cken superhuman.
This is the same guy that use to bowl pies for a living.
Suddenly he is Keith Miller or something, its disturbing.
Someone on this blog did suggest that all victoria needed to do was slow Noffke down and we could win this game.
Perhaps Shipherd doesn’t read this blog, which isn’t good enough.
Do the Victorians want to win, because if they did, they would listen to me, and therefore not be 200 runs behind after the first innings.
Victoria you need to start listening to your bloggers, we have your best intentions at heart.
Your future depends on it.
Ashley Noffke needs to be piss tested.
There is no way he can really be that good.
He cannot take 6 for and then make 80 odd, that’s f*cken superhuman.
This is the same guy that use to bowl pies for a living.
Suddenly he is Keith Miller or something, its disturbing.
Someone on this blog did suggest that all victoria needed to do was slow Noffke down and we could win this game.
Perhaps Shipherd doesn’t read this blog, which isn’t good enough.
Do the Victorians want to win, because if they did, they would listen to me, and therefore not be 200 runs behind after the first innings.
Victoria you need to start listening to your bloggers, we have your best intentions at heart.
Your future depends on it.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
vics vs new texas called off
There was a rumour about a victoria playing Queensland, but apparently they decided to call the game off (personal reasons) and instead they sent a junior Victorian team.
The poor little blighters tried their best but got bowled out for just over a hundred.
But for a bunch of juniors they did really well.
They even got 4 of the queenslanders out.
Well done boys.
The poor little blighters tried their best but got bowled out for just over a hundred.
But for a bunch of juniors they did really well.
They even got 4 of the queenslanders out.
Well done boys.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
goin to new texas
Victoria stroll up to the gabba this week.
I say stroll, because they usually the crawl like wimpy little babies.
But if form and pitch conditions are anything to go by, they should be favourites to take this game out.
No excuses about early season grass tops.
The gabba looked like it was in Hobart last week.
Ok so Harwood is out, but surely by now Victoria are use to going into games with Shane Harwood out through injury.
He plays less cricket than Hansie Cronje after all.
The new texas bulls won’t have their captain, and since he was the only batsmen who looked like he could hold their bat against the warriors, that can’t be a bad thing for the vics.
The vics do have to understand that some things will just happen in this game, Noffke will take at least 6 wickets and will make at least 60 runs, that is because he grows an extra leg (Keith Millers I think) when he plays us.
This is to be expected and Greg Shiperd can formulate some plan to have this extra leg just far enough away from the Victorian butts by day 4, that he can’t kick them with it.
The Vics cannot afford to lose games like this, kick em while their down, steal their lunch money and ask their girlfriend out before they regain consciousness I say.
I say stroll, because they usually the crawl like wimpy little babies.
But if form and pitch conditions are anything to go by, they should be favourites to take this game out.
No excuses about early season grass tops.
The gabba looked like it was in Hobart last week.
Ok so Harwood is out, but surely by now Victoria are use to going into games with Shane Harwood out through injury.
He plays less cricket than Hansie Cronje after all.
The new texas bulls won’t have their captain, and since he was the only batsmen who looked like he could hold their bat against the warriors, that can’t be a bad thing for the vics.
The vics do have to understand that some things will just happen in this game, Noffke will take at least 6 wickets and will make at least 60 runs, that is because he grows an extra leg (Keith Millers I think) when he plays us.
This is to be expected and Greg Shiperd can formulate some plan to have this extra leg just far enough away from the Victorian butts by day 4, that he can’t kick them with it.
The Vics cannot afford to lose games like this, kick em while their down, steal their lunch money and ask their girlfriend out before they regain consciousness I say.
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