the slaughterhouse

This Bushranger tour of the Gabba has been a blood bath. (no pun intended)

First Dick Pound kidnapping Ashely Noffke just as his transformation to superhero was complete.

Then Greg Shipperd breaking Andy Bichel’s hand with a Victorian vice like grip.

Now Lee “where has he been” Carseldine decides to strike back at the vics by breaking our Cameron Whites foot.

It’s really not safe to be an allrounder at the gabba these days, Watson, Noffke, Bichel and White all succumbing to injuries.

While all this was happening the vics fell apart, the all to common site of Hussey, Hodge or White saving them did not occur and the rest did not step up.

John Hastings whose name rings no bells for me at all, made a good debut with the ball taking 3 for 50.

Shall be interesting to see how the vics travel without white at the helm…

bushrangers conquer gabba with my help

Thanks to Dick Pound, Greg Shipperd and my blogging genius Victorian have produced the most unlikely result since Julia Roberts allowed Lyle Lovett into her life.

You can forgive the new texas bulls for being a down after losing Noffke, Bichel and Broad from bowling duties.

But getting bowled out for 70 odd is nasty and usually you can’t blame injuries on your bowlers for it.

Losing Noffke for the bulls at the moment is akin to losing Hitler 4 weeks into the war, things will go on, but they won’t be the same.

I think it’s a good thing for the Queenslanders that they can blame this loss on their injuries, because we know that the Bushrangers were gonna come back and win this one regardless.

Nofke and Bichel run away scared

Apparently my blog holds more weight than I thought.

Ashley Noffke has disappeared, the word on the street was that Aliens had abducted him, then I was sent via telegram this afternoon.

“I, Dick Pound, having stared at Ashley Noffkes jar of wee for 12 hours, and having watched the past and present tapes of Mr Noffke, can come to no other conclusion that Mr Noffke is a Drug cheat, and as such he is in a underground bunker in Monaco being interrogated by rabid monkeys”

So that explains why he wasn’t out there.

All this confused Greg Shipperd, who after reading my blog knew that he needed to get rid of Noffke, but since Dick had him, Greg decided to take Andy Bichel out instead.

These brave men have made it slightly easier for the bushrangers to make one hell of a come back.

The main man of the Brad pack, Hodge, went on a rampage against the newly toothless new texas side and scooped up a double ton. While that was happening Nick (sot) Jewell decided on a big hundred of his own. While the rest of the vic batsmen played cards.

Could victoria really win this game?