v for venereal

Is it over?

Can I return to normal programming?

My boys have been humbled.

There is a passage from V for Vendetta that sums up how I felt before the game.

Dominic: What do you think will happen?

Finch: What usually happens when people without guns stand up to people *with* guns.

Victoria has a very good team, but not a great team, NSWales has an armoury.

The pain of the situation is the false hope that you build up.

If NSWales were 2 for 400 on the first day, I could have said, well ok, they are too good, the deck is too flat, we aren’t up to it.

But on the first day Peter Sizzle and Dirty Dirk threw Nswales around a little.

Siddle was damn near unplayable, and Dirty Dirk got out some very handy batsmen with some very good bowling.

Even the batting looked good whilst the big three were around, but once they went, Victoria went into collapse mode, and that as they say, was severely fu©ked up the ass.

Nice bryce got thrown around the crease like a blow up doll.

Dirty Dirk was fast but not particularly virile.

Future Pm David Hussey was assassinated and then performed seppuku.

The Big Bear and the X man got some small grooves happening in the second dig, but were down right ugly in the first.

And SOT Jewell was awoken from his slumber, but still couldn’t quite get up the hill.

Course there were good things.

Peter Sizzle took 9 wickets with a shoulder that Jesus couldn’t fix. (His shoulder reco is next week).

Brett Lee did not make a hundred, Stuey MacGill got slapped around.

We made them win the game.

They only made 280 in the first dig.

Three finals in one year.

From this side we only lose 1 player for next year.

Bryce McGain gained good experience, always good for a young chap like him.


But please.

Next year, oh for fu©ks sake, let it be next year we win, please aliens let us be good and win the shield next year, or let us be sh1t and for it not to matter by January.

Thanks boys, been a pleasure following you as always.

Never boring.