single gunman theory

While the rest of you Victorians are whining into your VB over the fact David Hussey is still not a real Australian player, I have found a real conspiracy theory.

Ashley Animatrix Noffke has been flicked away from the national side so he can destroy Victoria’s hopes of hosting the One day final.

Noffke’s performances against all comers this year has been of Spiderman quality, when he plays against Victoria, he becomes Batman.

He is obviously some sort of hired assassin sent by corrupt NSWelsh & Queensland administracrats to send Victoria back to the dark age.

Perhaps this is how he became so good, when before he was shocking. Some sort of new drug aimed at making you a demon allrounder when before you were a bum medium pacer.

Maybe they gave him a shot of Keith Miller blood in some sort of hooded ritual.

Just so they could beat the vics, those bastards.

The decision to drop him is odd in a cricket sense, as Stuart Clark is not a one day bowler, and Ashley Noffke is an allrounder of at least the same one day bowling potential.

So it is obviously a decision made to hurt Victorians.

Following this game the Vics play New south Wales, if Clark is dropped by then and plays against the Vics I will start a revolution.

Don’t think I wont.