Our navy blue hope

Dearest Bryce,

We think you’re really cool.

We don’t care what other people say, you are the coolest mother fu©ker on the planet.

Way cooler than say, Ian Thorpe or Hulk Hogan.

From now on we pledge allegiance to you, and only you.

Victoria needs an Australian test player.

We have all given up hope of Brad Hodge being reselected, everyone except him and Ponting seem to as well.

Future Pm David Hussey is a great guy, we all love him, but he must have slept with every selector’s daughter.

Every other good player for the Vics is made of ice cream, and therefore is no chance of selection.

The onus is on you.

At the moment you are doing your thing, and doing it nicely.

2/29 against the Bulls at the G with 3 maidens, you choked the bulls, which makes all Victorians happy.

Junior Waugh and AB were fondling themselves over your bowling, that can’t be a bad thing.

We the Victorian public are behind you, and by that I mean the 43 of us who have heard of you.

We are willing to do anything we can to get you across the line for Pakistan or the Caribbean.

Firstly we have decided to stop calling you old. Through the positive thinking seminars we have learnt that by calling you old, which you are, people start to think of you as old. Now we shall call you experienced, mature or battle hardened.

Secondly, we formed a committee, at this stage we haven’t registered an ABN, or held any meetings, but we do have a cool name.

Thirdly, well actually that is all we have so far, but Stuart and George came up with some, the former started his own wine show, and the latter let two part timers out bowl him.

And they are both West Australians, so the love is Australia wide Bryce.

Just keep giving us the wickets and we will start a nation wide campaign that will get you selected in something, either Cleo bachelor of the year or the Australian test team, right at the moment, we’ll take either.



Yours sincerely,

Send CWB's Nice Bryce To The Australian Test Team As First Spinner Committee 2008.